ASS
Amazing Sniffing Samoyed
The ASS revival is finally here!
About
Meet ASS, the Sniffing Samoyed who's here to run it back. We're not just another token; we're a relic from the past, REBORN. A sincere wagging tail in a world of fake influencer pumps and rugs, ASS has the scent of success you've been sniffing for.
No presale, no fees, just pure, unadulterated ASS. We're FOR the people, BY the people, aiming to bark fiercely and make ourselves known. ASS isn't just a token, it's a movement. Ready to ride the next big revival meme? Join the ASS pack.
Inspired by the original Australian Safe Shepherd, but with no official ties. Here, you're not just a holder; you are the team.
Meme some $ASS
(REVEAL AT LAUNCH)Or
Disguise yourself
Tokenomics
$ASS Tokenomics are as transparent as a wagging tail. A total of 69,420,000,000 tokens.
100% of the tokens are in the liquidity pool, locked away for good. Contract renounced.
It's just ASS, pure and simple. No hidden fees, no developer shenanigans. Just fun and fairness.
Roadmap
From Yard to Stardom: Unleashing the Amazing Sniffing Samoyed!
Sniff, Wag, Repeat. Become an ASStronaut
Phase 1: ASS's First Sniff
🐶 1,000+ holders
🐶 Initial CEX listings
🐶 #ASS trends on Twitter
Phase 2: ASS's Fetch Fest
🐶 10,000+ holders
🐶 More Exchanges
🐶 Meme Overload
🐶 World's Furriest Icon
Phase 3: The ASS Parade
🐶 100,000+ holders
🐶 $ASS Takes Over
🐶 Tier-1 Listings
How to get some $ASS
Step 1: Download Metamask or Trustwallet
These wallets are secure and widely used in the DeFi market. Remember, never share your seed phrase. If you need help, please join our Telegram group.
Step 2: Fund your wallet with $ETH
You'll need some ETH in your wallet to buy $ASS. Purchase ETH and add it to your MetaMask or Trust Wallet.
Step 3: Buy $ASS on Uniswap
Now it's time to swap $ETH for $ASS. Navigate to Uniswap (app.uniswap.org) and connect your wallet. Click 'Select a currency' and enter the contract address: 0xb60f1c0391cab8884198c1DfbF7AEB92b9c6070f
Step 4: Swap $ETH for $ASS
Set your slippage to "1%" (as we have zero taxes), then confirm the swap. Congratulations, you're now the proud owner of some $ASS!"
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Remember, there's no corporate team here—just pure, meme-fueled Amazing Sniffing Samoyed energy.
We're all about the fun, but tread carefully. We can't be held responsible for any sniffs or scratches you might encounter. Dive in only when you're fully paws-informed. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.